Keep Yinzers Out: Buy Single Game Tix - Sat, Jul 11 2009 at 5:01 pm
You know that feeling? You’re all settled into your seats for the big Browns game, you’ve got your beer and your whatever, and you’re looking forward to kick-off.
Then, suddenly, a whiff of something that smells like a hellish mix of stale garlic, air pollution, body odor and death reaches your nostrils, giving you the first hint of the debacle to follow. Before you know it, you’re surrounded by urine-colored hankie waving, Appalachian dialect-using, body-hair overflowing Yinzer fans, sure to hoot and holler with noxious hiyucking glee whenever they are handed a touchdown despite Santonio Holmes clearly being out of bounds.
Hell. Pure hell. I’ve been there, trust me. Well, it’s up to you to reduce the pain.
You can do so right now, by purchasing single-game tickets to the Browns vs. Steelers contest, which are among those for sale starting today. You can snag them by contacting Ticketmangler toll-free at (800) 745-3000 {TTY (800) 359-2525} or at www.ticketmaster.com and at your local TicketExtorter outlet locations.
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