Alarming Ex-Browns Player Watch - Fri, May 15 2009 at 8:56 pm
This is the time of year when we get the really scary NFL stories. You know, when the players are idle and get involved in things like, say, losing footraces with policemen. I’m used to reading weird stuff in the off-season.
But nothing really prepared me for this item about ex-Browns FB Corey McIntyre. Apparently, McIntyre, now with the Bills, was allegedly found in Florida doing, um… oh my. Oh my. Oh my, my, my. Some things might be better left unblogged.
I remember my days covering the Browns, and I’m pretty sure he exposed himself when he was with Cleveland as well, at least based on locker room behavior. In fact, a lot of the players do it. They’re sometimes, you know, in locker room, without… a lot of clothes. He didn’t even wear clothes in the shower, I’m told, like most people do.
Well, maybe not most people. Just some. Um, just me, actually. I’m bashful.
(Embarrassed silence)
This confounded blogging! Why do you make me reveal my innermost personal secrets? CURSE YOU, INTERNET! CURSE YOU!
You wear clothes in the shower? So you’re a never-nude like Tobias from “Arrested Development.”
Great show, by the way. Can’t wait for that movie.
Now, the image of Mr. McBride in the shower needs to be stricken from my mind.